21-years-old
Student
Living in Kansas
Dreaming of California and London
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The final scene of Boy Meets World. Stupid show, making me feel feelings.
(Source: gracie-law)
GUYS I STARTED CLASSES AT UNIVERSITY OF WESTMINSTER. I’M TAKING A CLASS CALLED TELEVISION IN LONDON. WE GET TO GO ON A TOUR OF BBC. WATCH THE FILMING OF AN ACTUAL TELEVISION SHOW AND MY PROFESSOR KNOWS MARK GATISS AND STEPHEN MOFFAT!
(Source: iamnevertheone)
She wait 9 months for her moment
I’m not a big fan of Taylor Swift but that was beautiful.
Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x)
Real shit
How to make a joke involving rape
mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim
good stuff
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
(Source: sassygaygreed)
Today is the day that I fly out to London and I was doing some final preparations. I was in the business center at the hotel printing out my boarding passes. Only one other person was in there so it was pretty quiet. All of a sudden my mother rushes in there with a handful of condoms. She stuffs them in my purse and says, “Just in case you meet a cute British guy.” Then she runs right back out and the other woman in the room was laughing. Ladies and gentlemen, my mother.
you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started
Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out and I still got half a pie left.
BLESS YOU
My goodness
(Source: abadeerzs)
Neil Patrick Harris’ family
this is it guys. these people can’t get married. please tell me why te fuck not
(Source: buzzfeed)
